About

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Hi, this is us. I'm Jon, and this gift from the universe is Emma. Emma is the brains, the beauty, the charm, the creativity, and pretty much the reason any of this exists. My job description is much simpler: I carry heavy things for Emma, gather Teddy's impressive contributions to the lawn, and say dumb things with remarkable consistency. So... a brewery? Well, sort of. For years I've dreamed of owning a neighborhood tap house or brewery, one of those places where strangers become regulars and regulars become friends. It always felt like one of those 'maybe someday' dreams. Then Emma had one of those dreams. She stumbled across a crow peacefully knitting. The crow looked up, clearly annoyed at being interrupted, flipped her the bird, and went back to knitting. The top hat? The steampunk goggles? They were all part of the ensemble. Emma woke up laughing. When she shared this with me, it quickly took on a life of its own. The tap house itself? Yeah... we've got the cart a little ahead of the horse. Right now, Rude Crow exists as artwork, merchandise, questionable ideas, and an unhealthy amount of optimism. Every shirt, pint glass, sticker, and laugh gets us one tiny step closer to opening the doors to the place we've been dreaming about. We don't know when that day will come, sooner rather than later, but hope you will join us for the journey. To stay updated, make sure to join our brewery email list. When it does open, we’d love to hand you a pint, introduce you to Teddy, and thank you for helping make a ridiculous dream become reality. If you have any questions, you can always contact Rude Crow Brewing through our contact form. Until then... Welcome to Rude Crow. When life gives you poop, from crow or large dog, have a pint.

This magnificent golden retriever belongs to Emma, although Teddy would argue that Emma belongs to him. His full-time job is keeping an eye on her, making sure she's never alone for too long, and politely insisting that every meal, snack, crumb, or suspicious rustling bag was probably intended for him. He is spectacularly loyal. He is spectacularly affectionate. He is spectacularly convinced that food is a renewable resource that should be shared immediately. Teddy has never met a stranger he couldn't befriend, a treat he couldn't inhale, or a comfortable spot that wasn't improved by taking up every square inch of it. If you're ever curious about a brewery email list, you can reach out via the Rude Crow Brewing contact form. He's also... let's just say... generously built. With great size comes great responsibility. Or in Teddy's case, great... contributions.